And.. that's how I got my job indeed : 

I stumble upon this today : " Would You Care More If I was a Panda?"




Answer: YES I WOULD ! 

BLOW FISH PANDA! <3 <3

Any given day, as I stroll into the office I witness many fail attempts of average people trying to provide comfort to their  average pancake ass. As seen below :

Today is a sad Day, I misplaced my Detective glass's. 
Due to the misplacement of my glass's their will be no mystery's to solve until further notice.
In conclusion,  I will be examining the average life decisions and fail moments of average people.

Welcome to Panda Von Panda

My name is Panda Von Panda.
I am currently on a life journey of discovering new adventures. 
On my spare time I am a Panda Detective.  I explore mystery's of the humane mind and daily problems faced by the average person.