Today I was so happy to walk into a building with AC that I could of dressed up as a girl and jump rope. 

And then a  Hipster appear ...

He started to ask me question about things on my desk top.  I gave him the serious face.

 ......Then I told him the following :

Dear Detective Walrus, today I read the warning sign for your kind.

But it seems karma has a bone to pick with me, it is so hot outside today even the news agree's with me.

I melted today.

Will some one please find me some where between the music school and the Library. 

Please bring the following :

Some times even Detectives get sad: 

When creepy people's attempt to figure out my name, shoe size and telephone number.

Thankfully Detective Walrus can handle the situation. 

YEAH!

 What have I been doing all summer ? 

And,..........................................

ROLLING AROUND LIKE A BOSS .

.

Some times when I get bored I lick people to make them shut up .

Yesterday I went to Dave & Buster to win a stuffed.

Then I had to pee.. so I went to the restroom.

I walked into a conversation about vaginal wipes.

Then vaginal wipes were pass around to" keep the body fresh."

.........

Today Detective Walrus  gave me a tasty plain pop tart. It was fucking delicious.