Detective Walrus Says : DP is not my master, but I am the sidekick in a mystery solving adventure system. I woke up from a nap once day and saw a Panda and was told I was now the sidekick. I just wanted food, so I agreed. We quickly went to solve our first mystery together... LUNCH! I do not dress up like an animal because I am a Walrus. I actually a Walrus that dresses like a human being. I am glad you want to be like me, I am fat and lazy and cozy, and am always looking for a good meal.
HOW CUTE! (^_^)
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